Marriage Styles:
1. Tarzan & Jane Style: He can handle the world, but he can’t handle her.
2. Ma & Pa Kettle Style: Ma is the chief, and Pa is lazy. Ma has all the power.
3. Superman & Wonder Woman Style: Both are right, never wrong, perfect.
4. Don Juan & Who Style: Don Juan is self-loving, and Who is not really a person.
5. Dagwood & Blondie Style: No good judgment.
6. Christ & the Church Style: He loves her, she loves him. Both love the Lord.
The God of the Bible should be the God in every home! Marriage is Serious Business!
Humorous Perspectives on Marriage: Reasons for Marriage and Divorce:
- He MARRIED her because her hair looked beautiful; he DIVORCED her because she spent too much time fixing it.
- He MARRIED her because she was an adept conversationalist; he DIVORCED her because she talked all the time.
- She MARRIED him because he enjoyed her home cooking; she DIVORCED him because he never took her out.
- She MARRIED him because he was a real sport; she DIVORCED him because he refused to give up his sport.
- He MARRIED her because their families shared a common background; he DIVORCED her because her family interfered in their affairs.
MARRIAGE IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!
Marriage Sanctioned by Heaven:
God Sanctioned It
- Genesis 2:18-24
- Mark 10:6-9
The Holy Spirit Sanctioned It
- Ephesians 5:22-31
Christ Sanctioned It
- Matthew 19:3-9
- John 2:1-11
Apostles Sanctioned It
- 1 Corinthians 7:1-5
- 1 Timothy 4:1-3
Faith & Reason Nexus 
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