Faith & Reason Nexus

(Note: Taken from The Eye Opener, the official publication of Oklahoma State Penitentiary)

• Allow Unrestricted Reading:
  Let him read anything he wants; disregard the content that goes into his mind.
• Quarrel Frequently:
  Argue in his presence to prepare him for broken homes later on.
• Satisfy Sensory Cravings:
  Fulfill every craving for food and sensory experiences; indulge all sensual desires.
• Provide Unlimited Spending Money:
  Give him as much spending money as he wants; never let him earn his own.
• Take His Side Against Authority:
  Support him against policemen, teachers, and neighbors, claiming they are prejudiced against him.
• Avoid Personal Responsibility:
  When he gets into trouble, always say, “I never could do anything with him.”

Conclusion

• Note: Follow these 12 easy rules, and the prison population should rise appreciably in the next 20 years.